Vibrator Substitutes

There's one question bothering me all the time. Why do girl's need to buy vibrators? I mean I'm sure they cost a lot for a cylindrical toy which vibrates. There's so many substitutes out there which you can use at a cheaper price. Oh yea, this is a heavily sexual-related content. Small kids and easily disgusted people please click the back button now. Thank you.

Koala's Choice of Substitutions:





1. Banana- It has the shape. A little soft though. Enough said.



2. Cucumber- It's long for those looking for deep penetration action. SImply a classic and most easily available.




3. Sea Cucumber- Same like the cucumber but lubricated. Reduce infections.




4. Durian- Sure to give multiple orgasm! The spikes just hits the spot! Might promote early menstruation though.




5. Handphone- It vibrates. Keep the phone on silent if you're shy. Might be a little short but a good substitute if desperate.




6. Test tube- Apparently it has been tried and it broke while uhmmm..... SO yea try at your own risk.

There are probably a few more but I'm not that creative. More suggestions welcomed (Make a comment and I'll add it to the list). Have fun people!! Happy Swot-Vac!

PS: www.mrgaykoala.blogspot.com is not responsible to any injuries related to the usage of the vibrator substitutes. Please use them at your own risk and I pray that you will all play safe.

Music Night

On the 13th of October, I performed during Music Night. It ain't another rap fellas. It's an indo song called 'menghapus jejakmu' by Peter Pan and a jap song called 'Hotarubi' by Ryhtem. I was the playing the rhythm (guitar) for Hotarubi with Elaine, Khai Wan and Madeline while for the Menghapus Jejakmu, I was on bass and background vocal with 'Tank & The Tankies' (Johnny-lead guitar, Sng- ryhtem, Mag-drums, Sing Yew- Vocal).

This was the first time I actually played my guitar on stage so there was a couple of mistake here and there. I'll upload the video on the Music Night once it's released. SO until then don't expect any updates. Oh yeah sorry panda for not playing the tag game. I'm new to blogging so I don't know how to do it. Seriously.

On another note, I just want to say that I'm proud of Malaysia for being able to launch our very own astronaut up to space. Although it's considered a waste of tax payer's money by some people, it was all for the sake of accomplishing the ultimate Malaysian Dream- making teh tarik and playing congkak+ sepak takraw in space( anti-gravity fun). See people, as long as you believe from the bottom of your heart, not your ass you can make your dream come true! Hell yea Malaysia Boleh!! However I kinda feel sad for that guy since he's going to space all alone. They should send a female up there too! Then they can have some fun. If female cannot male also can- as long as there's a hole anything is possible right. HAH male also don't want to send!!?? Kla send animal (preferably those closer to humans like HINT- a monkey) also can right. Come on people. Imagine how lonely he'll be up there. Jerking off won't be easy with that heavy astronaut suit k. At least with a partner it's worth to go through the hassle of taking out that heavy suit.

PS. Lack of updates due to lots of things in my hands. That's not what I mean you dirty people! Sheesh.