Last year, I heard from friends and relatives that the lifestyle in Australia is really slack. I mean the shops all close by 5 and most of the time you can see Aussies lying freely on the grass staring into the clear blue sky aimlessly. Upon hearing that, I decided to further my studies there, hoping to have an easier life, i mean experience.
I was proven wrong when the 2nd semester started. With waves of exams and projects to boot, I am forced to constantly study and work reminding me of the painful year of trials and homework last year. I feel just like living in Malaysia minus the shorter contact hours. I know you people studying in Malaysia say that I shouldn't complain but it's your own fault for choosing another year of hell in Malaysia. Anyway the purpose of this post this time is to prove you people wrong about Australia being the place to slack. There is loads of work and tests every week and the same goes for uni unless you're doing commerce which has shorter contact hours. So don't believe people who say that you'll have an easier life here. Don't get fooled the same way I got fooled. Dear parents please don't read the next line...
At least I get to escape the clutches of my parents. No more forcing me to study and all. Hahahaha in your face taylorians and helpers! No more caning/ grounding when I don't get good grades! In your face shenny! But of course I won't simply play all day. I'm a good clean boy who listens to his parents :)
So being a good clean boy like I know most of you know, I have to continue studying soon. The lack of posts is due to projects and the wave of tests.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Paintball
Yesterday was the very first time I played paintball. It was painful but inflicting pain on others was well worth it. I would have known where the paintball field was located if I wasn't sleeping all the time in the bus. Don't blame me, it was too early. You try waking up at 8 and see if u manage to stay awake.
So anyway we left Lincoln at 8.30 and reached at about 9.30. The field was on a hill and this further worsen the cold weather. Once we get there, we would have to choose our package: starter (100 balls for $35 which is pretty pathetic), rambo pack( 300 balls for $75 which is okla if you don't like wasting so much money like me) and terminator pack (600 balls for $120 which is great if you are pissed that day and just feel like kicking some ass). I chose the rambo pack since I knew that 100 balls is just way too little and being a noob I would most probably finish it in a game.
We suit up and were divided into two teams, Red and Blue. After receiving our guns, we were led to the first field for a short tutorial and we were ready to rock. We played a total of 4 fields, first which is really just a simple field with barricades, second which is a ravine, third which is a simple hill with wooden planks erected as fortress and the last field which is the field with trenches. I 'died' every round but it was satisfying , minus the part where you get shot.
So after playing paintball today, I came up with 3 easy steps to win:
a) Always rush first because it's more fun shooting your opponent in a close range (forget the dumb 6 meters rule). If you're shot while rushing, try wiping the paint off or at least take out the person who shot you.
b) Never give up because you are only encouraging your opponents to shoot you more. Imagine this, a tall guy gets out of his hiding spot, puts his gun in the air and shouts out I give up. Go figure.
c) Whenever you lie down to hide up on the hill, cover your balls (only applicable to males) because lying down on top of the hill with your crotch wide open will not only give your opponent an easy target to shoot at but also rob you off your father's day.
The funniest event which happen today was:
Chewy: Haha bitches! Come on and shoot me! Wtf you all can't shoot me?? Shoot me bitches!! (while taunting his opponents with the middle finger)
Mei and another person on chewy's team started firing at chewy's back and this caused him to turn around only to get another shot right at his mouth.
Chewy: Bastards, why you guys shooting me??
Mei: OH, I thought you told us to shoot you....
So that's all there is to it in yesterday's paintball. Really a fun experience. I recommend this sport to all those who haven't tried this before and just feel like venting your anger out by shooting people who annoys the hell out of you. You can shoot yourself too if you're a self mutilator.
So anyway we left Lincoln at 8.30 and reached at about 9.30. The field was on a hill and this further worsen the cold weather. Once we get there, we would have to choose our package: starter (100 balls for $35 which is pretty pathetic), rambo pack( 300 balls for $75 which is okla if you don't like wasting so much money like me) and terminator pack (600 balls for $120 which is great if you are pissed that day and just feel like kicking some ass). I chose the rambo pack since I knew that 100 balls is just way too little and being a noob I would most probably finish it in a game.
We suit up and were divided into two teams, Red and Blue. After receiving our guns, we were led to the first field for a short tutorial and we were ready to rock. We played a total of 4 fields, first which is really just a simple field with barricades, second which is a ravine, third which is a simple hill with wooden planks erected as fortress and the last field which is the field with trenches. I 'died' every round but it was satisfying , minus the part where you get shot.
So after playing paintball today, I came up with 3 easy steps to win:
a) Always rush first because it's more fun shooting your opponent in a close range (forget the dumb 6 meters rule). If you're shot while rushing, try wiping the paint off or at least take out the person who shot you.
b) Never give up because you are only encouraging your opponents to shoot you more. Imagine this, a tall guy gets out of his hiding spot, puts his gun in the air and shouts out I give up. Go figure.
c) Whenever you lie down to hide up on the hill, cover your balls (only applicable to males) because lying down on top of the hill with your crotch wide open will not only give your opponent an easy target to shoot at but also rob you off your father's day.
The funniest event which happen today was:
Chewy: Haha bitches! Come on and shoot me! Wtf you all can't shoot me?? Shoot me bitches!! (while taunting his opponents with the middle finger)
Mei and another person on chewy's team started firing at chewy's back and this caused him to turn around only to get another shot right at his mouth.
Chewy: Bastards, why you guys shooting me??
Mei: OH, I thought you told us to shoot you....
So that's all there is to it in yesterday's paintball. Really a fun experience. I recommend this sport to all those who haven't tried this before and just feel like venting your anger out by shooting people who annoys the hell out of you. You can shoot yourself too if you're a self mutilator.
Friday, August 10, 2007
What Is Truth
Something very interesting happened in my critical thinking class today. Well for those of you who don't know what critical thinking is all about, I'll give you a brief description. It is a subject where you study dead philosophers philosophies and think 'critically' about them. So now back to what happened today. Below is a conversation between a student and the lecturer.
Mr A: Alrite class, today we are going to talk about truth. What is truth? Truth is something which in reality really happened. Let's say there is a crocodile in the corridor. Is it true that there is one? If there is, how would you say that it is a true statement?
Student A: Ummm, through observation?
Mr A: Wrong. Did you really see a crocodile there? Unless there is one really there only then we can say that it is true.
Student A: Ok.....
Student B: You don't have balls Mr A!
Mr A: Aha! Is that a true statement? Did you by observation saw me walked into a hospital and requested for my balls to be surgically removed? Were you there to witness the surgeon remove my balls? Did you by memory recall any of this incident and therefore make a true statement that I don't have balls?
Student B: Ummm....
Mr A: Did you by any chance grabbed my crotch and felt that I'm in fact ball-less? Or the fact that you slept with me and saw that I am really ball-less?
Student B: Ok! Ok! No!
Mr A: Aha that's where you're wrong for I did have my balls surgically removed. It is therefore a true statement. See students, you have to truly understand what is truth to make a true statement like how a brilliant man I am did.
Student B: But Mr A, you just said that...
Mr A: Enough! End of discussion . I'm right and you're wrong. Who's the lecturer anyway?
Student B: Alrite. I'll shuddup now.
And so the class proceeds. I'm getting a headache from all the critical thinking. I'll be taking a break now.
Mr A: Alrite class, today we are going to talk about truth. What is truth? Truth is something which in reality really happened. Let's say there is a crocodile in the corridor. Is it true that there is one? If there is, how would you say that it is a true statement?
Student A: Ummm, through observation?
Mr A: Wrong. Did you really see a crocodile there? Unless there is one really there only then we can say that it is true.
Student A: Ok.....
Student B: You don't have balls Mr A!
Mr A: Aha! Is that a true statement? Did you by observation saw me walked into a hospital and requested for my balls to be surgically removed? Were you there to witness the surgeon remove my balls? Did you by memory recall any of this incident and therefore make a true statement that I don't have balls?
Student B: Ummm....
Mr A: Did you by any chance grabbed my crotch and felt that I'm in fact ball-less? Or the fact that you slept with me and saw that I am really ball-less?
Student B: Ok! Ok! No!
Mr A: Aha that's where you're wrong for I did have my balls surgically removed. It is therefore a true statement. See students, you have to truly understand what is truth to make a true statement like how a brilliant man I am did.
Student B: But Mr A, you just said that...
Mr A: Enough! End of discussion . I'm right and you're wrong. Who's the lecturer anyway?
Student B: Alrite. I'll shuddup now.
And so the class proceeds. I'm getting a headache from all the critical thinking. I'll be taking a break now.
Thursday, August 9, 2007
Proud To Be A Convict
Am I the only one who noticed something about Akon? I mean sure he's got some nice song but why is he so proud to be an ex-convict??
Seriously I wouldn't be too proud to be one. I was listening to his songs and I noticed that most of it always start with 'Convict...Convict....'. Man shouldn't those bad memories be forgotten? He even named his label Konvict or something like that for goodness sake!
Hmmm maybe if I commit a crime, land myself in jail and get out I can be a famous rapper. I can go like 'Convict...Convict..Love it...Yeah baby....You there.....I'm a convict...Yeah......I'm rapping now yo......As an ex-convict......Love me.....Coz I'm a Convict...Pissing Out.......Yeh Pissing Out yo........Orgasmic......Yeahhhhhhhhh.....'
I'm not jealous of Akon or anything k. So Akon fans don't get me wrong. I still love him. Just wondering why he likes being a convict.
Seriously I wouldn't be too proud to be one. I was listening to his songs and I noticed that most of it always start with 'Convict...Convict....'. Man shouldn't those bad memories be forgotten? He even named his label Konvict or something like that for goodness sake!
Hmmm maybe if I commit a crime, land myself in jail and get out I can be a famous rapper. I can go like 'Convict...Convict..Love it...Yeah baby....You there.....I'm a convict...Yeah......I'm rapping now yo......As an ex-convict......Love me.....Coz I'm a Convict...Pissing Out.......Yeh Pissing Out yo........Orgasmic......Yeahhhhhhhhh.....'
I'm not jealous of Akon or anything k. So Akon fans don't get me wrong. I still love him. Just wondering why he likes being a convict.
Monday, August 6, 2007
I Will Follow You
Warning: DIGI people please don't read this. If you find it really insulting exit this page immediately.
Alrite. Who here knows the DIGI mascot? Those yellow 'things' always running around in the television. Seriously, get a new mascot. They are plain ugly, freaky and disgusting. Plus with the motto 'I will Follow You', you made them look like rapists.
Look at its smirk. Potential rapist man.
Seriously I can't imagine those diarrhea looking people following you around. They will get closer to you and slowly grab your ass, touch your x-area and forcibly pull down your pants/ skirt. From there they would unzip their yellow suit and pull out their yellow canon and you can use your imagination. If they rape guys its alrite, but imagine if girls get rape. They will give birth to those yellow babies!!!!!!!
I think I talk too much. Better stop here. If I just ruin your appetite pardon me. Just making a point.
Alrite. Who here knows the DIGI mascot? Those yellow 'things' always running around in the television. Seriously, get a new mascot. They are plain ugly, freaky and disgusting. Plus with the motto 'I will Follow You', you made them look like rapists.
Look at its smirk. Potential rapist man.
Seriously I can't imagine those diarrhea looking people following you around. They will get closer to you and slowly grab your ass, touch your x-area and forcibly pull down your pants/ skirt. From there they would unzip their yellow suit and pull out their yellow canon and you can use your imagination. If they rape guys its alrite, but imagine if girls get rape. They will give birth to those yellow babies!!!!!!!
I think I talk too much. Better stop here. If I just ruin your appetite pardon me. Just making a point.
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