1. If there is Heaven and Hell, which do you prefer to go to after your demise?
Haha a classic question by most Christians (please don't get offended, it's my view based on experience) by which a 'yes' answer would come to 'then accept our Lord for He is the gateway to heaven'. If you ask me, I'll want to know if God is a sexy person since I would want to be in a place full of sexy people after I die. You don't want to stay in a place full of good people and nerds who contributed significantly to our society right? Well except for Newton since he has giant apples. If God ain't sexy then I prefer the latter since I'm sure there's weed in Hell. Ahhhh weed and prostitutes...... my heaven.
2. Do all guys/ girls watch porn?
Porn? yummmm....
3. Why do we always procrastinate before my exams?
Because there's porn on the internet. Simple.
4. Why isn't there a female rapist?
Ah that's where you're wrong. There are female rapist but their victims all got raped so hard they vaporised. And yes you do vaporise due to the immense pressure exerted on you until Newton's Third Law is unable to work.
5. Is there any more difficult question?
You ask me and I'll try to answer them as intellectual as possible.
All right that's it people. I'll be sitting for my exams in 2 days time. All the best to those who have and haven't done their exams.
