Koala's Quotes Of 2008

The year 2008 is still new to all of us that each time we talk about the year, we assumed that it's still 2007. I've been told off a few times now and many agreed that we won't be able to accept that it's already year 2008 until something exciting like the coming Chinese Year has passed. Well until that day has come why not enjoy some of Koala's home made quotes for the year 2008!

Quote 1: Why strip naked alone when you can earn big bucks stripping in front of the public.
Translation: We must jump at every open opportunity or we'll regret it later.

Quote 2: Why buy a vibrator when you have a banana?
Translation: We must not waste money on luxury but instead be thrifty and make your own luxury.

Quote 3: You aren't famous until you are found on a porn website.
Translation: You aren't that famous, until the world knows you.

Quote 4: Why go for one chick, when you can have many many more!
Translation: Everybody loves a large array of choices .

Quote 5: Push your limits to more than one orgasm.
Translation: One must push their limits beyond their expectations.

Quote 6: You can cheat on your lovers, as long as they don't find out!
Translation: What people don't know can't hurt them.

Quote 7: Why read this blog when you can do something more productive?
Translation: You have too much free time. Till next time ladies and gentleman, have a great break!

2008- Year of the Koala

I hope so haha! I find it unfair how the 12 zodiac animals does not include the koala. Oh yea, because they would be sure to win with their agility and overwhelming intelligence. You see koalas sleep because they don't want any wasted movements, making them very efficient creatures. Alright here are my new year's resolution:

1. Stop a rape.

2. Stop pornography.



3. Be a clean boy.

4. Rape rapists.

5. Streaking in KL (wanna join anybody?)



6. Molest Micheal Jackson.



7. Smuggle koalas into Malaysia.


And a few more if I have the time to think. So happy new year to all and don't go Adelaide to do your foundation when you can always do it in Taylors haha!