2008- Year of the Koala

I hope so haha! I find it unfair how the 12 zodiac animals does not include the koala. Oh yea, because they would be sure to win with their agility and overwhelming intelligence. You see koalas sleep because they don't want any wasted movements, making them very efficient creatures. Alright here are my new year's resolution:

1. Stop a rape.

2. Stop pornography.



3. Be a clean boy.

4. Rape rapists.

5. Streaking in KL (wanna join anybody?)



6. Molest Micheal Jackson.



7. Smuggle koalas into Malaysia.


And a few more if I have the time to think. So happy new year to all and don't go Adelaide to do your foundation when you can always do it in Taylors haha!