Woah, Kinky!

Oh here's a little thought that's been up in my mind for quite some time. I bet most of you know what SM is right, so I'll just jump right to the point. For those who love SM, please just land yourself in prison for the ultimate BDSM (bondage, discipline, dominance and submission, sadism and masochism quoted from wikipedia)-experience.

I mean they have free cuffs for you, They have a bad ass whip soaked in acid. Oh yeah who says that the G-spot is in your ass, it's on your ass's surface baby!

The warden says it's whippy time!

If you enjoy it rough, I bet those gay boys are ready to ride you all the way Texas style. Even when you're asleep, you might wake up the next day with a very sore ass or maybe even nipples and your prison mate naked lying next to you. It's like suspense, where every newcomer would be asking themselves "Will I get butt raped tonight?". On a bright side gay-sex or anal helps with constipation. Oh and they don't do it safe either at prisons. Condoms are just too expensive and the condom dispensers are usually situated outside the cells. SO if your partner were to bleed in your ass due to the immense friction from rubbing 2 rough surfaces (since there's no lubricant either) together for a long period of time, you might get HIV. I guess that's the only risk you'll be taking though seeking this thrill.

Looks pretty homey

So why take it to the bedroom, get it all dirty and waste loads of money on unnecessary kinky toys when you can get them all for free at.......your local prison. Thank you for reading and if you are underage, you've been a bad kid coming to this site. I'm going to tell your mom.