Little Boys Club

I'm going to do a little advertisement this time.

Who knows the mighty Little Boys Club? You don't? Let me tell you how awesome it is. It is a very special club founded at a very humble place, the boy's toilet. It may sound disgusting but once you spend most of your time there, it's like a second home. During my last secondary school year, I found myself going to the toilet a lot, not to pee or make chocolate cake (I would be sickla den go so many times) but to CHILL out. That's how I formed LBC. With growing members, the club became really famous among my friends. Heck, we even had LBC sessions before classes, in between and after classes. LBC is therefore the perfect place to make new friends as you see new faces everyday. When you take a piss, just look to the person beside him, give him a nudge and greet him. I bet you'll be good friends soon. So remove the mentality that toilets is only meant for one to take a piss or make chocolate cake. It is like a second home (Homeless people hint!!). From when you're born until the day you die, you would be visiting the LBC for at least 40 percent or more of your lifespan. So don't be shy when you say you love chilling in the toilet. Make it your pride and join the very special club today. I welcome new ideas on how to make the toilet the ideal chill out place.

I bet even girls have their own LBC. If not why some of them spend so much time in toilets too.

The Great Cycling Trip

Man the internet connection in Malaysia is so damn slow. Going to the new post page takes ages and you wouldn't want to imagine how long it took to upload photos. So that's why updates have been delayed.

On the 9th of July, I had the greatest cycling experience of my life. It was a 5 hour journey from Lincoln College (North Adelaide) to Henley Beach, down South to Glenelg and finally back to the college. We followed the cycling trail along Torrens River to Henley first and then just cycle straight South West Beach and finally Glenelg. We (Masa, K Shiun and me) left at approximately 10.30 and reached back Lincoln at 3.30. K Shiun betrayed Masa and me and left for his rented house along Melbourne Street at the end of the journey, leaving Masa and me to tackle the steep Lincoln Hill.

What happened along the way? You can say that we now have more turgid ass due to the hard bike seats and sore legs due to long hours of cycling. Obviously we didn't cycle without rest. We're not some crazy Olympics athlete k.

I uploaded some photos for u people to see. Oh yeah along the way to Henley Beach, we saw some horses along the river. Seems like some rich people are raring horses as pets.

Some random stuff on then way to Henley

The horse- forgot his name


Henley Beach jetty- under construction so couldn't walk


Henley Beach Town


Journey to Glenelg along West Beach


Glenelg North Town

Crossing the river


Destination reached! Glenelg Beach (From left: K Shiun, Masa , sexy Koala)

Cycling is indeed a very healthy exercise. Girls who want to be slim, don't go to some random slimming company like Marie France or take some random life threatening pills. Just follow what I did maybe about 3 times and I guarantee even the fattest person can be slim (Plus muscular ass- good for smacking). Providing you don't eat double of what you lost during cycling.

PS: I'll got the chat box fixed.

The Kangaroo Island Trip

While in Adelaide, I got a chance to visit Kangaroo Island with my fellow seniors. Without giving much thought about the expensive price (about 190 AUS for the flight ticket) I just payed for the one day trip hoping to see some wild kangaroos. So the day arrived (I think it was some day in April during the break) and I swear that the plane we board was exactly like a bus. It was even smaller than the Air Asia plane we have in Malaysia. In fact it's so old school it has propellers.





The plane can fit about 20 people max and the although there was only 7 people on board that day, we can't sit where we like or the plane will tilt due to weight imbalance. By the way if you have a tummy ache in the plane, you're definitely in trouble as there is no toilet at all. I'm considering wearing pampers the next time I board the plane.

45 minutes later, we finally reached our destination, Kingscote (the main town in Kangaroo Island). If you think that the plane is shocking, you should've seen the airport. It was smaller than any of the Highway rest house you find in Malaysia. I guess it's kind of appropriate since the population of Kangaroo Island is about 2000 people and it's not a busy place where people would visit everyday. So then off we go to get our rented car and meet up with our friends who was already there in Kangaroo Island the day before. After talking a little and planning our trip, we head off to a bee farm and learn how honey was produced (real educational trip eh).



So after getting bored of watching the bees buzz around, we bought a few jars of honey and went to eat a little at some barn house-like restaurant. I swear I was ripped off as I paid 20 AUS for a so called king platter and all they gave me was 2 fish fillet, loads of chips, 3 calamari rings and 4 small ass prawns. I thought the menu wrote KING PRAWNS. Nia mother cheat my money.

Man I'm never going back there again. So guys if you see a barn house-like restaurant avoid it (Sorry I forgot the name of the restaurant). After filling our tummy with crappy food, we head off to Seal Bay to see some seals obviously.

Those are seals btw.

Cute creatures aren't they. I always wonder how they hold their head 90 degrees up in the air without snapping their neck.




Once we had enough of the smelly seals, we went to our next destination which is Kelly caves. Took lots of interesting photos. Apparently no one is allowed to take any photos last 2 years as the flash from the cameras will some how melt the stalagmites since the cave is being lighted up with light bulbs which is already giving off enough heat. This year however, the light bulbs are replaced by fiber optics and therefore give out no heat, allowing visitors to take amazing pictures of the stalagmites.





Why is it called Kelly's cave you all wonder. According to the poster there, some horse named Kelly fell into a hole and that hole is actually the cave we visited. It's a myth however since no horse bone is found up until today.

Finally we head off to our final destination, Flinders Chase National Park. We visited 2 places there, Remarkable Rocks and Admiral Arch. Loads of winding road in the park. We all had a very interesting drive.

Remarkable Rocks

Don't rape me!!


Admirals Arch


Sunset at 5.45, u don't get this in Malaysia

Our flight back was at 7.45 and we literally rushed back to Kingscote. It was really a tiring and enjoyable day. Hope you guys enjoy the photos. Feel free to use them as wallpapers. By the way the photos are not photoshopped (natural beauty indeed). Due to petrol and car rental, the one day trip cost me about 280-300 AUS. Not cheap man. I'm not going back there again.

PS: Special thanks to our driver and tour guide of the day, Mr Sing Yew Foo (SYF).

Studying in Australia

It takes one guts to study abroad. Studying in Australia have thought me many useful life lessons like how to use the microwave to cook maggi and fry egg (that's right folks, you can use the microwave to cook maggi and fry egg, mayb not fry but cook), how to study by yourself since in Australia tuitions are for cc's and etc etc. Doing laundry once every week and after that folding your clothes can be a chore but after a while you'll get used to it (so guys, you people better appreciate your mom or maids you have at home right now as it's a tough world out there. Those studying abroad WITHOUT their mom will understand).

But among all the stuff mentioned above, you will also experience culture shock. Some might get sick from it or even have difficulty trying to adapt to their new home. As for me, my face turn
If you're like me, you will experience the culture shock face. That's enough crap for now, till next time ciao.

Koala is Introducing Himself

Hello everybody it's your friendly koala over here. This is my first time writing a blog and I hope to learn lots from you experienced blogger. Kla enough crap.

The main reason I start this blog is to share the koala love around the world. I have done many things which I shouldn't state here in school but I'm actually a nice and gay guy. Gay doesn't mean I'm homo but more to a really happy guy. If you want to find a gay guy find this guy name Wong Wai Yeap aka crotch grabber. Hope you guys enjoy my posts to come and if I'm hardworking I might even upload 'exciting' photos. Btw you can add me on msn (jet_fighter_2000@hotmail.com) if you feel like it or become one of my friends on friendster (find adrian khor).

PS: I noela da email sounds corny. I created it wen I was std 5 k.